๐ŸŒธ Blicky's Period Survival Guide

for when ur uterus decides it hates u again โ™ก

๐Ÿฉธ cramps

๐Ÿ”ฅ heat

probably one of the easiest things that actually helps

  • heating pad on ur lower stomach or lower back
  • hot water bottle works too
  • warm shower/bath if u wanna become soup
  • no heating pad = warm towel works

just get warm and comfy basically

๐Ÿง˜ move around a lil

ik moving is probably the last thing u wanna do but even a tiny bit can help

  • stretch ur legs/hips/lower back
  • walk around for a few mins
  • nothing crazy, literally just enough to stop being curled into the same position for 6 hours ๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿต warm stuff

  • ginger tea
  • peppermint tea
  • chamomile tea
  • honestly even just something warm to drink

ginger is especially good if ur stomach is being evil too

๐ŸŒ eat SOMETHING

if eating feels disgusting u don't need to force down an entire meal, just eat little bits whenever u can

easy stuff:

  • bananas
  • oatmeal
  • soup
  • toast
  • crackers
  • rice
  • applesauce
  • yogurt

a few bites > nothing at all

๐Ÿ›Œ become comfy

  • curl up on ur side
  • pillow between ur knees
  • or lay on ur back with a pillow under ur knees
  • blanket
  • heating pad
  • sleep if sleepy

basically maximum creature comfort

๐Ÿคข if ur nauseous

๐Ÿซš ginger ginger ginger

try:

  • ginger tea
  • ginger chews
  • ginger candy
  • ginger ale with actual ginger in it

๐ŸŒฟ peppermint

peppermint tea or peppermint candy can help too

๐Ÿž tiny boring foods

if ur stomach doesn't want food, don't immediately throw a massive meal at it

try:

  • crackers
  • toast
  • rice
  • banana
  • applesauce
  • plain noodles
  • soup/broth

eat a lil, wait, eat a lil more

๐Ÿ’ง tiny sips!!

don't chug an entire glass if ur already nauseous

  • little sips of cold water
  • ice chips if drinking feels gross
  • electrolyte drink if u haven't been eating/drinking much or you've been throwing up

โ„๏ธ COLD

this sounds stupidly simple but try it

  • cold washcloth on ur forehead/neck
  • fan
  • open window
  • fresh air
  • get out of a hot/stuffy room

and try not to lay completely flat right after eating. prop urself up with pillows for a bit and let ur stomach chill

๐Ÿ’Š if swallowing pills is impossible

first of all u don't HAVE to become good at swallowing giant stupid pills

there are other versions of a lot of medicine

look for:

liquid medicine chewables dissolvable/melt-away tablets powders smaller tablets gel caps / softgels

if u can't find one just ask the pharmacist if there's a liquid/chewable/smaller version of whatever ur trying to take

๐Ÿฅค ways to make pills easier

drown that mf

take a sip of water before putting the pill in so ur mouth/throat isn't dry

then pill + decent mouthful of water and swallow it all together

use something thicker

if the medicine is okay to take with it, try:

  • juice
  • milk
  • smoothie

sometimes it's way easier when u can't feel the pill as much

๐ŸŽ hide it in food

if the medicine is allowed to be taken with food, put the whole pill in a spoonful of:

  • applesauce
  • yogurt
  • pudding

then swallow the spoonful without chewing the pill

๐Ÿ’Š capsules โ†’ look down

capsules float so:

  1. capsule on tongue
  2. mouthful of water
  3. chin slightly toward ur chest
  4. swallow

sounds backwards but it can make capsules easier

๐Ÿ”ต tablets โ†’ water bottle trick

  1. put tablet on tongue
  2. put ur lips around the opening of a flexible water bottle
  3. keep ur lips sealed around it
  4. drink + swallow at the same time

๐Ÿฅค pill swallowing cups

these are literally a thing too

they're made specifically to help the pill go down with the water, so if swallowing pills is consistently awful it might actually be worth getting one

โš ๏ธ BUT DON'T JUST CRUSH PILLS

pls check first before deciding to pulverize that shit ๐Ÿ˜ญ

some pills are specifically made to release medicine slowly or only dissolve after reaching a certain part of ur body

especially don't randomly crush/open stuff that says:

ER / XR / CR / SR / LA / DR / EC

and don't assume capsules can be opened either

if unsure just ask a pharmacist "can I crush/open/split this?"

๐Ÿงด american medicine names so u know what ur looking for

cramps / pain

  • Advil โ€” ibuprofen
  • Motrin โ€” ibuprofen
  • Aleve โ€” naproxen
  • Tylenol โ€” acetaminophen
  • Midol โ€” period medicine, but what's actually in it depends on which version
  • Bayer Aspirin โ€” aspirin
  • Excedrin โ€” combination pain medicine; ingredients depend on the version

for actual period cramps, Advil/Motrin (ibuprofen) or Aleve (naproxen) are usually the more relevant ones because they're NSAIDs and help reduce the stuff causing the cramps, not just the pain

DO NOT take Advil/Motrin + Aleve together

they're both NSAIDs

also pls look at the active ingredients before combining random medicines because two different-looking boxes can contain the same drug and accidentally make u double-dose it

๐Ÿคข nausea / upset stomach

  • Dramamine โ€” nausea/motion sickness; different versions have different ingredients
  • Bonine โ€” meclizine
  • Emetrol โ€” nausea medicine and there's liquid versions!!
  • Nauzene โ€” chewable nausea tablets
  • Pepto-Bismol โ€” for nausea/upset stomach + other stomach bullshit

some of these can make u sleepy so read the box before taking them

๐Ÿ’— most important part

u don't need to do literally everything here

heat + water + something small to eat + painkiller if u can take one + getting comfy is already a pretty good combo

but if the pain is genuinely insane, way worse than ur normal periods, ur fainting, have a fever, bleeding an extreme amount, or can't stop throwing up, don't just sit there suffering and assume it's period stuff. tell someone/get medical help

otherwise wrap urself in blankets, put something stupid on to watch and survive the uterus boss fight ily โ™ก